Bert

Since I always tend to start drawings of people by drawing their head, I tried to do something different here by starting with the eyes/mouth. I think it actually turned out quite well.

yeah baby

MOAR NEW ART! It's a dude I drew on the table at Macaroni Grill. It was originally in crayon and thus a gigantic pain in the ass to clean up in PhotoShop.

Final version

Original version

NEW ART

Holy mothertrucking trucks, It has been a while! I have access to PHOTOSHOP once more, so I'll probably be uploading a bit more regularly from here on out. Anyway, here's a zombie bunny to get you in the hell-o-ween spirit!

somethin really sexy

it's a spider!!! Good thing it's so cute. Otherwise I'd have to kill it.

green

A green object. If you think it's a cactus, then the terrorists win.

counterculture

This dude is pretty chill. What's his name, though?

Wiz-Biz

This is a weird-looking little guy I drew a while ago, like back in 8th grade or something. I think I gave him some sort of name at the time, but I didn't write it down and now I can't recall it.

sewer dude

A cool li'l sewer dude! Also the background's not white because I dunno!

narLOL

anyone who has read Johnny Wander knows there are a surprisingly large number of animals this works with.

Pasqualo from 'It Hurts!!'

It Hurts!! is one of my all-time favorite things on the internet (and probably the reason a lot of you are here). John Perazza is one crazy-talented mad beast of a mofo and deserves all the spaghetti. You can and should read It Hurts!! here. This is a drawing of the main character, Pasqualo.

Science

I made this as a cover for my EnviroSci folder. It's not especially well-edited, since I spent less than 5 minutes on it (30 seconds to apply the auto-contrast tool in Photoshop and 3 minutes to adjust the smart sharpen settings)

Canker Blossom Mascot

More groovy fan art. This is for a band called Canker Blossom. They have 2 albums, and this one is free, although you should probably give them all of your money anyway since they're more awesome then you are.

Nodding Donkey Fan Art

I'm doing a bit of fan art here and there lately because it's a great way to get people who I think are awesome to think I'm more awesome, and also because general attention whoring. This lovely piece is for a Canadian punk rock band called Nodding Donkey. They have an awesome album you can get for free here.

It's me!

A self-portrait I drew Adventure-Time style. It turned out alright, but I sucked at photo-editing back when I photoshopped this so it doesn't look especially high-quality...

drug ghost

I accidentally saved this file as a JPEG so the pixels are all fucked up. Anyway, yeah, this is a ghost who is high on drugs. Presumably molly or something.

sophistication

A guy I drew recently called Dickhand Jim, based on an equally ridiculous song I wrote about a guy who shakes people's hands after jacking himself off. I know, I have such a sophisticated sense of humor.

Fascism is fun

A poster I did for North Korea. I can't say I care much for their new leader.

drarins from yesteryear

Here are some cartoons I drew for a sketchbook assignment in 7th grade loosely based on my friends at the time (not saying who).